AWfUL! Comics

Remember kiddo, "Santa Claus" is an anagram of "Satan Lucas".

Merry Christmas.

Now go on, your gift is over there, under the mistletoe with creepy old Uncle Walter.

Lucas "Baubles" Heil
Co-Producer of AWfUL! Comics

Halloween - one of the best times of year for Halloween parties.

For those ladies out there who are headed out to a Halloween party but still don't have a costume, I've compiled a list of suggestions you might want to consider:

Sexy nurse
Sexy cat
Sexy rabbit
Sexy cheerleader
Sexy French maid
Sexy ghost
Sexy dominatrix
Sexy zombie
Sexy dominatrix zombie
Sexy scientist
Sexy nudist
Sexy slut
Sexy Lucas-humper
Sexy wine expert
Sexy rape victim
Sexy Colonel Sanders
Normal Colonel Sanders

These are preferred, but you may like to be a bit more creative, and try combining some of them, such as:

Sexy cheerleader scientist
Sexy cat wine expert
Sexy dominatrix Colonel Sanders
Normal Colonel Sanders Lucas-humper
Sexy rape victim Colonel Sanders

And so on.

Anyway, Mazel Tov, and have a finger lickin' Halloween.

Lucas "Mrs Sanders" Heil
Co-Producer of AWfUL! Comics

Dear Diary,

Today I made a comic.

Help me.

Lucas "Sieg" Heil
Co-Producer of AWfUL! Comics