Detective
"WHO KILLED HERO STABBER?"
DETECTIVE'S INVESTIGATION NOTES
Scene of Crime Officer (SOCO) Report:
Victim was found dead on a small, one man boat, floating around the oceans of the upper regions of the northern hemisphere. The victim had sustained six 9mm gunshots in the chest and head area. The victim held in his right hand, an empty wicker basket. The boat had been rented approximately 30 minutes after the victim was last sited outside 'Pizza Man Pizza' from 'Fung’s Boat and Jet Ski hire'. After the murder of Hero Stabber, the H.M.S. Bubbles picked up his corpse along with the boat during a routine patrol. The victim had been dead for one hour. A search of the area found nothing suspicious. Although some fish kept looking at me weird. They were taken ashore for questioning where they passed away before any information could be achieved. Hmmm... suspicious.Evidence:
Victim was last seen in the vicinity of 'Pizza Man Pizza' in downtown Variation City after brutally stabbing the owner of the Pizzeria several times.The only witness, a patron of 'Pizza Man Pizza', saw the entire event and claims 'It made me really hungry.' Hmmm... suspicious.
Physical Evidence:
Exhibit 1: Burnt Remains of 'suspicious person'. Supposedly said to have burnt the victim in early February 2002.Exhibit 2: Empty Wicker Basket. Found alongside Hero Stabber in the boat.
Possible Suspects:
The Recently Burnt fellow - Due to Hero Stabber, he was thrown into jail. Could have been a motive.Pizza Man Pizza Patron - Due to Hero Stabber, he missed out on his Hawaiian pizza and had to drive another 2km to get one.
Fish - Very uncooperative. Died when taken away for questioning.