Bomb
"WHO KILLED HERO STABBER?"
DETECTIVE'S INVESTIGATION NOTES
Investigation Report:
The investigation has taken an interesting halt these past few weeks. This is mainly due to the fact that the producers of AWfUL! Comics have not given me any opportunity to continue my investigations. While there is still no word from the autopsy people, this unnecessary break from the investigation has given me a chance to interview Lucas Heil & Tom Overend, the producers of AWfUL! Comics.Interview Transcript (15/03/03):
DETECTIVE: First things first, what do you want to drink?TOM: YOU JUST NEVER STOP PRYING, DO YOU!?!?
DETECTIVE: I.........what?
TOM: YOU’RE MANIPULATING THE FACTS TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK THAT I’M THE KILLER!!! WELL YOU’RE GETTING NOTHING OUT OF ME!!! NOT TODAY, CHUMP!
LUCAS: Can I get a word in here?
TOM: TELL HIM LUCAS! TELL HIM THAT I’M NOT THE KILLER!
LUCAS: I’m not saying anything on the matter until this series is over.
TOM: YOU SCRATTY BAG WOMAN! CLEAR MY FRIGGIN’ NAME!
[Detective looks at Tom suspiciously, and scrawls something down on his notepad]
TOM: WHAT DID YOU JUST WRITE ABOUT ME?!? TELL ME YOU FESTERING TUB OF ARSE SWEAT!!!!
[Tom spits his gum at the detective]
DETECTIVE: None of that please.
[Detective threatens Tom with a gun]
TOM: I’ll be good.
DETECTIVE: Now, did either of you want anything to drink?
TOM: Could I have a beaker of crushed ice please?
[There is a long pause]
LUCAS: We’re fine thanks.
DETECTIVE: So, where were you on the date of Hero Stabber’s death?
LUCAS: None of your freaking business.
[Lucas threatens the detective with delete key]
DETECTIVE: Thankyou.
LUCAS: Pleasure.
fin.