News
"WHO KILLED HERO STABBER?"
DETECTIVE'S INVESTIGATION NOTES
Investigation Report:
Hero Stabber’s murder has finally gone public today. I was unable to progress in my investigation this week because I had to attend a police ‘Bath and Breakfast’ function. I had time to tune into a news report about Hero Stabber that was extremely disturbing and hmmm, suspicious. I’m going to check out a couple of places in the next few days and see if I can find out anything about what Hero Stabber was doing before his death.We believe that the fish captured from day one of investigations are concealing something and the constable in charge as been given permission to use the infamous ‘Wet newspaper’ interrogation method, so I can expect results from that in a couple of days.
Tomorrow I will be visiting ‘Fung’s Boat and Jet Ski Hire’, which was the place that Hero Stabber was last seen. I hear they also sell cheap customizable pens. Mine’s running out.