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"WHO KILLED HERO STABBER?"

DETECTIVE'S INVESTIGATION NOTES


Investigation Report:

I visited ‘Fung’s Boat and Jet Ski Hire’ today. The clerk on duty was quite helpful and answered my questions before lapsing into a narcoleptic trance for about the seventh time. But the information he gave me heavily contradicted some points made in the SOCO report on day 1. Hmm... Suspicious. For instance, he insisted that Hero Stabber rented out an expensive Luxury Yacht, not the aluminum tinny that he was found in. It could be that the killer stole the yacht but I cannot be too sure. No evidence suggesting that it was somebody else’s was found. Except for the text ‘Sphen Woz Here’ that was freshly scratched into the hull of the boat.

On the autopsy front, I will send the doctors a letter to politely ask for a bit more speed on their behalf.

I did get a new pen but they spelt my name wrong. The guys are now insulting me down at the precinct because my pen says ‘Defective’ on it. Stupid Fung.

Possible Suspects:

Fung’s Boat and Jet Ski Hire Clerk - All information he gave contradicted that on the SOCO report, he was nervous and twitchy and presumably as a means of changing the subject, he kept falling asleep. He also had a suspiciously long neck that scared the willies out of me. Really, I couldn't breathe for four whole minutes after seeing it.