Noot
"WHO KILLED HERO STABBER?"
DETECTIVE'S INVESTIGATION NOTES
Investigation Report:
I finally received the Autopsy Results from the lab. The bastards got annoyed at my letter so they’ve sent the entire report in ‘Wingdings’ font so I’ve spent the last four hours decoding it. I’ve had a quick browse through the Conclusive Statement, which reveals many interesting things about Hero Stabber’s death, and could prove very beneficial toward my solving the case. Though not really beneficial to Hero Stabber himself, because he'll still be dead no matter what happens. I feel that I may have been thinking along the wrong lines all this time.Anyway, I was walking down through the town this morning on the way to buy some of that cheesy-garlic bread stuff, when I spotted the ginger-haired guy from CSI: Miami. I was quick to explain the Hero Stabber case to him and then I proceeded to ask him who he thought was responsible for the murder. He replied by gazing knowledgably into the distance and saying ‘I don’t know my friend. We may never know’. A couple of minutes passed, and he hadn’t said anything further so I asked him again, seeing as he hadn’t really answered the question. He replied with an abrupt ‘shush’. That’s when I left. I think he must have fallen into some form of comatose state because he is still there and he hasn’t moved for the past hour. I can see him out my apartment window, still continuing to stare into the undefined. Nobody seems to notice him either, apart from one woman who seems to have baked him something. Looks... looks like a cake... or bread. I can’t really tell from this distance.
I was in Fung’s Seafood Restaurant today and I cracked open a fortune cookie in hope of a clue. It said ‘Think Outside The Square You Live In’. I cracked open another cookie, hoping to find a better fortune but this one said ‘My Parents Hate You’.
Hmm... Suspicious.